
Okay, I have to tell people this.
STOP TRYING TO GET ME ONTO FACEBOOK!
I've heard all the sales pitches about it and I'm going to answer it here.
"It's a good way to keep in contact with friends and family."
Well if that's true then wouldn't your friends and family actually call you directly?
"I share my photos with my friends and family with it."
Okay but if you really wanted to do that then wouldn't you send those photos to them directly?
"It's a good way to meet new people."
I already meet new people through DeviantArt and they aren't so self-absorbed that they have to say, "Check me out on Facebook, I just bought new shoes!"
What level has your own ego reached where you think every mundane activity that you do has to be told to the world?
There are people who did cocaine back in the 80s who said, "We had useless conversations just that not everyone on Earth knew about them."
So if you have Facebook that's fine but please understand that I don't get it and I don't plan on getting it. So observe this rule with me: "Keep your Facebook to yourself."